Terrell Owens Gives Advice to Kids on Letterman’s Top Ten List

Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens went on "The Late Show With David Letterman" to deliver last night's Top Ten list. The category: Terrell Owens' advice for kids. Some items not on the list:

-As long as you are catching a lot of passes, it doesn't matter how your team is doing.
-Remember to follow the directions on your perscription medicine bottles
-Whining can get you what you want
-When you don't like somebody, imply that they are gay
-Saying "Get Your Popcorn Ready" doesn't mean you have to show up for the game
-As long as you have $25 million in the bank, don't kill yourself

Feel free to come up with your own in the comments section.