Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens went on "The Late Show With David Letterman" to deliver last night's Top Ten list. The category: Terrell Owens' advice for kids. Some items not on the list:
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-As long as you are catching a lot of passes, it doesn't matter how your team is doing.
-Remember to follow the directions on your perscription medicine bottles
-Whining can get you what you want
-When you don't like somebody, imply that they are gay
-Saying "Get Your Popcorn Ready" doesn't mean you have to show up for the game
-As long as you have $25 million in the bank, don't kill yourself
Feel free to come up with your own in the comments section.
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