This season, FanHouse writers take their cameras to NFL stadiums to document what happens when you stop being polite and start getting real. Or something. We've cleverly titled it "FanHouse in the Stands."
Today I will talk about the random weird stuff you can see while tailgating. For example, before Sunday's Texans-Bengal game, I saw a dude wandering about the tailgates with a live snake and the first fan I've ever seen wearing a legitimate Sage Rosenfels jersey.
I'm not sure which is more strange.
So I made a movie documenting this called "Snake on a Fan." It includes celeb sightings and features a special homage to Mittens. No Rosenchappas were harmed in the making of this film. (Though to be fair, I will state that I like backup quarterback Sage Rosenfels a lot, though just not as a replacement to Matt Schaub).
Snake dude would not agree to a camera interview unless I was in the video with him. I do not like being in videos at all, but I guess it was a sacrifice I had to make for fact-finding. I like snakes significantly less than Samuel L. Jackson, which means not at all. As you can see in my film ....
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Enough is enough! I've had it with motherflipping snakes in motherflipping tailgates, is what I have to say. Oh, and also -- ew.
FanHouse in the Stands: Weird Things You See Tailgating originally appeared on NFL FanHouse on 2008-10-28T14:00:00+00:00. Please see our terms for use of feeds.