The unemployed immigrant is former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who didn't stay unemployed for long. Later this month, he'll give paid speeches in Canada and in Buffalo, New York, according to the Sacramento Bee.
Look for more paid speeches from him around the world in the years ahead. Such gigs may look less than classy, but on this, at least, it's not a bad idea to give him a break. He served California for seven years without pay.