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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 01:09 PM PST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 08:32 AM PDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 01:47 AM PDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 07:27 AM PDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 08:02 AM PDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 08:45 AM PDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Father, Infant Suffer Life-Threatening InjuriesAfter Crash

Father, Infant Suffer Life-Threatening InjuriesAfter Crash

The injuries are considered major trauma.

Eastbound I-8 Lanes Reopened After Police Activity

Eastbound I-8 Lanes Reopened After Police Activity

Police activity in El Cajon shut down two lanes of Interstate 8.

Rain, Snow Expected Until Monday Evening

Rain, Snow Expected Until Monday Evening

Several roads were closed due to flooding as rain fell across the county while higher elevations were blanketed in snowfall.

SD Veteran Almost Loses Life Protecting Friend

SD Veteran Almost Loses Life Protecting Friend

The attack happened on the same day San Diego Police released new crime data showing violent crime in several neighborhoods rose.

Kentucky Mom Convicted of Killing 5-Year-Old Son With Salt

Kentucky Mom Convicted of Killing 5-Year-Old Son With Salt

Lacey Spears, the Kentucky woman who authorities say force-fed her 5-year-old son salt through a stomach tube and reveled in the attention that a sickly child brought her, has been found guilty of murder in the...

Man Leads Deputies on Chase, Crashes Into Patrol Car: Sheriff

Man Leads Deputies on Chase, Crashes Into Patrol Car: Sheriff

The suspect was reportedly in a domestic violence dispute with his wife and told her he was willing to engage in a gun battle with law enforcement if he was contacted by them.