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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 01:09 PM PST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 08:32 AM PDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 01:47 AM PDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 07:27 AM PDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 08:02 AM PDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 08:45 AM PDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Body of Slain Escondido Cop Found, Husband Arrested

Body of Slain Escondido Cop Found, Husband Arrested

A Murrieta man is in custody, accused in the death of his wife, an Escondido police officer.

San Marcos Homes, Stores Evacuated in Shooting

San Marcos Homes, Stores Evacuated in Shooting

The shooting was reported just before 9 a.m. at the apartments on Knoll Road.

Teenager Dies Hiking in Intense Heat

Teenager Dies Hiking in Intense Heat

A teenager died hiking in the sweltering temperatures in San Diego County.

Sharp Fined $100K for Patient Who Fell Off Table

Sharp Fined $100K for Patient Who Fell Off Table

The state has fined Sharp Memorial Hospital $100,000 for a patient who fell off a table and fractured her back during a procedure.

Cops Seize Fake Gun Downtown

Cops Seize Fake Gun Downtown

San Diego police - on alert for a man carrying a weapon in public - detain a man and seize a toy gun.

Family Wants Answers in Fatal Hit-and-Run Crash

Family Wants Answers in Fatal Hit-and-Run Crash

It’s been nearly three months to the day that Jack Jackson was found dead.