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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 01:09 PM PST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 08:32 AM PDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 01:47 AM PDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 07:27 AM PDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 08:02 AM PDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 08:45 AM PDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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4-Car Crash Injures 2, Snarls Commute

4-Car Crash Injures 2, Snarls Commute

A four-vehicle crash in Point Loma Heights has snarled the Thursday morning commute.

Man Dead After SWAT Standoff in Serra Mesa: Police

Man Dead After SWAT Standoff in Serra Mesa: Police

A man barricaded inside a Serra Mesa apartment kept SWAT officers at bay for hours early Thursday morning before killing himself, police said.

4 Arrested in Bloody Trolley Stabbing

4 Arrested in Bloody Trolley Stabbing

Four suspects have been charged in a stabbing caught on camera that sent a San Diego trolley into chaos last month.

Padilla Ends Chula Vista City Council Race Recount

Padilla Ends Chula Vista City Council Race Recount

Democrat Steve Padilla suspended a recount request for a seat to opponent John McCann that he lost by two points last month.

Dispensary Landlord Ordered to Pay $250k in Fines

Dispensary Landlord Ordered to Pay $250k in Fines

The San Diego City Attorney's Office has been awarded a $250,000 judgement against a landlord that allowed marijuana dispensaries to operate out of his buildings, despite the City's orders not to.

76 E Open After Overturned Big Rig Blocked Traffic

76 E Open After Overturned Big Rig Blocked Traffic

An overturned UPS big rig crashed and rolled onto its side early Wednesday in Oceanside.