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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 01:09 PM PST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 08:32 AM PDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 01:47 AM PDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 07:27 AM PDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 08:02 AM PDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 08:45 AM PDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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SVLL Ends World Series Run

SVLL Ends World Series Run

San Diego's hometown heroes, the Sweetwater Valley Little League, are searching for a comeback after big home runs in the 1st inning against the Southwest Regional Champs Thursday.

1 Killed in SR-94 Crash

1 Killed in SR-94 Crash

One person was killed and three others were injured when an SUV and a taxi van collided on State Route 94 in Jamul Thursday, officials confirmed.

Chula Vista Vet Home Wasted $50K on Lift: Auditor

Chula Vista Vet Home Wasted $50K on Lift: Auditor

The Chula Vista Veterans Home wasted nearly $50,000 on a lift it barely uses, the California State Auditor said in a report released Thursday.

Jury Returns Verdict on Nurse Who Left Child in Car

Jury Returns Verdict on Nurse Who Left Child in Car

After deliberating for several hours over two days, a San Diego County jury has returned a verdict on the case of a nurse who left her 3-year-old in a hot car while she visited two stores last January.

Student Fatally Shot at Savannah State University

Student Fatally Shot at Savannah State University

A college junior died after being shot Thursday night in Savannah State University’s student union building. Christopher Starks, a junior from the Atlanta area, died at a local hospital, the college said in...

Man Accused in Library Incident Arrested on Child Porn Charges

Man Accused in Library Incident Arrested on Child Porn Charges

Sean O'Farrell was accused of offering to pay for a sex act from a teenager in the bathroom at a public library.