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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 01:09 PM PST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 08:32 AM PDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 01:47 AM PDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 07:27 AM PDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 08:02 AM PDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 08:45 AM PDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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2 Lanes Closed When Hole Opens on Interstate 8

2 Lanes Closed When Hole Opens on Interstate 8

CHP officers have closed two lanes of Interstate 8 through El Cajon.

Neighbors Coax Man Off Roof of Burning Home

Neighbors Coax Man Off Roof of Burning Home

A body and several secret compartments were found inside an Encinitas home damaged by fire Thursday.

Man Stabbed in Fight Outside Bar

Man Stabbed in Fight Outside Bar

A man was stabbed Friday in a fight outside a bar in the heart of San Diego’s Gaslamp Quarter, police said.

Claim Against FBI for Hannah Anderson Kidnapper's Death

Claim Against FBI for Hannah Anderson Kidnapper's Death

The sister of James DiMaggio, the man who kidnapped San Diego teen Hannah Anderson and killed her family, claims FBI agents had no right to kill him after his actions spurred a large manhunt across six states.

WATCH: Sweat-Soaked, Wailing Toddler Rescued From Hot Car

WATCH: Sweat-Soaked, Wailing Toddler Rescued From Hot Car

A Bergen County Sheriff's officer rescued a wailing, sweat-soaked toddler from inside a locked minivan parked at a Costco in New Jersey on a sweltering afternoon Thursday. Concerned passersby in the parking lot...

Poway Eyes System to Track Residents' Water Use

Poway Eyes System to Track Residents' Water Use

When it comes to saving water, some of the county's most conservation-minded residents may wind up being electronically monitored.