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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 01:09 PM PST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 08:32 AM PDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 01:47 AM PDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 07:27 AM PDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 08:02 AM PDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 08:45 AM PDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Married SDPD Officers Sentenced in Drug Sales Case

Married SDPD Officers Sentenced in Drug Sales Case

Two married San Diego Police officers convicted of drug sales and burglary charges were sentenced to three years in state prison in a downtown courtroom Friday.

2 Boys on Sidewalk Hit by SUV

2 Boys on Sidewalk Hit by SUV

Two children were struck by a sport utility vehicle driving in the Skyline neighborhood Friday afternoon.

Bike Sharing Ready to Roll in San Diego

Bike Sharing Ready to Roll in San Diego

Many of the empty bike racks popping up around San Diego were finally filled Friday, ready for people to give them a whirl.

Man Plans Legal Action After Pit Bull Attack

Man Plans Legal Action After Pit Bull Attack

He is planning to sue the people who own a pack of pit bulls who mauled his dog.

Explosions Heard Before Santee Apartment Fire

Explosions Heard Before Santee Apartment Fire

Arson investigators are searching for the cause of a mysterious apartment fire in Santee that burned two units' worth of people out of their homes Friday and injured two involved.

2 Caught Trying to Cash Stolen Lotto Tickets

2 Caught Trying to Cash Stolen Lotto Tickets

Two men were arrested in Oceanside after trying to cash in stolen lottery tickets.