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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 01:09 PM PST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 08:32 AM PDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 01:47 AM PDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 07:27 AM PDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 08:02 AM PDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 08:45 AM PDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Clue to Amnesia Patient's Identity Found

Clue to Amnesia Patient's Identity Found

A graduate of a San Diego-area high school noticed something familiar about a patient with amnesia and Stage 3 ovarian cancer.

Gov Approves School Vaccine Law

Gov Approves School Vaccine Law

California's governor signed the controversial school vaccine bill into law Tuesday.

Brush Fire Sends Smoke Through Carmel Valley

Brush Fire Sends Smoke Through Carmel Valley

San Diego Fire-Rescue Department firefighters and Copter 2 are responded to the brush fire.

Multiple Fires Sparked Along State Route 67

Multiple Fires Sparked Along State Route 67

Multiple spot fires were reported along SR-67 near Lakeside.

12 Prison Workers Placed on Leave After Murderers Escape

12 Prison Workers Placed on Leave After Murderers Escape

A dozen workers at the upstate New York prison where two murderers escaped earlier this month have been placed on leave, two days after the surviving escapee was captured by authorities.

Hourly Employees to Begin Earning Sick Leave

Hourly Employees to Begin Earning Sick Leave

The implemented state law was written by Assemblywoman Lorena Gonzalez, from San Diego.