Let's be honest for a moment. The Comic Con showroom floor doesn't smell all that wonderful by late Sunday afternoon. Anyone doing their part to tackle the stench deserves a metal--or at the very least, a Gearlog post.
In a giant convention center full of strange Star Trek tie-ins, perhaps the strangest came from Genki Wear. The company makes a line of Star Trek-themed colognes and perfumes, with names like Tiberius, Red Shirt, Pon Farr--and, exclusive to Comic Con 2009, KHAAANN!, which is limited to 500 (read: you've missed it). The colognes are officially licensed and smelled by the folks at Paramount, because in space, everyone knows when you stink.