Joey Porter to Matt Jones: Sorry I Brought Up Your Arrest for Cocaine Possession

Yesterday I called it the world's lamest cat fight, but apparently I was wrong because there's more. Earlier in the week, Joey Porter wondered why Matt Jones still hadn't been suspended after an arrest for cocaine possession a few months back, Jones then questioned why Porter was "even thinking about" him before wagering a guess: "maybe he likes other men and sits up and thinks about stuff."

Mr. Peezy hears your concerns, Matt, and he has something he'd like to say:

"Matt, I'm sorry to bring it up," Porter said to a group of reporters here at the Dolphins facility. "I wasn't trying to use you like that.
In a Wednesday conference call with Seattle Seahawks reporters in advance of Sunday's game in Dolphin Stadium, the NFL's sack leader brought up Jones' felony arrest for cocaine possession in discussing the unfairness of Porter's recent $20,000 fine for criticizing officials.

And because it was the Seahawks, Porter then spent the next 15 minutes ripping Jerramy Stevens for being soft. Actually, it sounds like Joey had a breakthrough in therapy, and Jones is the beneficiary. It's sorta like "My Name Is Earl" but with just one redneck.