An Oceanside man’s declaration “If you touch my junk I’ll have you arrested” when told he would be patted down by airport security is now available in sizes S, M, L, XL and for just a little more money, XXL.
John Tyner refused to comply with TSA agents before his flight from San Diego to South Dakota, telling them that the new enhanced pat-down searches were like a sexual assault. The TSA is still investigating the incident.
Café Press, the company that brought you “Grab 2 Beers and Jump” fashion in honor of Jet Blue’s infamous flight attendant Steven Slater, announced they have created T-shirts connected to the TSA incident at Lindbergh Field a little more than 72 hours after Tyner posted video documenting the incident on his blog post.
Timing is everything, isn’t it?
“Like Steven Slater before him, air-travel induced outbursts are all the rage this year,” CafePress spokesperson Amy Maniatis said in the company’s news release.
The T-shirts sell for $35 online and come in colors ranging from black, olive to galaxy blue or kelly green.