by Will Brinson
The news "broke" (it had inexplicably been overlooked and unmentioned by the police leading up to the game) recently that Donovan McNabb's offseason home in Arizona was vandalized by some less than intelligent perps. Criminals so wise, in fact, that they left return-addressed evidence at the scene of the crime.
The natural course of criminological events would be, of course, that several teenagers got arrested for the crimes, subsequently stuck with long lasting juvenile records and by the time both those things happened, the whole thing would have blown out of our collective mind.
Or, alternately, they could be just two older, dumb drunks. (They had to be drunk, right?) Whatever, they're still busted.
Perps Who Vandalized McNabb's Arizona House Get Busted originally appeared on NFL FanHouse on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:15:00 EST . Please see our terms for use of feeds.