by Matt Snyder
What's the true measure of finally making it as a big-time franchise in professional sports? Why, unruly behavior, of course. Not only can the Arizona Cardinals fan-base claim the two morons who burnt stuff in Donovan McNabb's grass -- only to leave behind their addresses -- but they can also proudly claim 69 arrests and 57 stadium ejections.
The arrests ran the gamut from the diesel decorators to 25 alcohol-related offenses. People were removed from the stadium due to "intoxication, rude gestures, or inappropriate language." Man, I'm glad these cops don't frequent my fantasy football drafts.