GUTTERBOWL: Forget what you know about bowling. If you suck at knocking down pins, this is just the event for you. Only Vavi could bring you an event where "worst is first." East Village Tavern & Bowl. 6:30 p.m.
LAP DANCE LESSONS: Blow him away and lap dance. Find out how to learn by attending the Sexy Women and Wine event at Trislers in Mission Valley. A monthly event where women can talk about sex, relationships, date ideas, sexy book ideas plus more. 6:30 p.m.
SYMPHONY DOES MORRISON: Hear the classic Doors hits including Hello, I Love You; Break on Through (To the Other Side); L.A. Woman - all from a live rock band with rock concert lighting, powered by the grandeur of San Diego Symphony.