A driver in Martin County, Fla. was arrested Friday for driving under the influence, with more than five times the legal limit of alcohol in his blood—and a "sexual anus plug in his rectum," for good measure.
A sheriff's deputy who responded to the incident discovered that Kevin Brann, 41, had rear-ended another vehicle on U.S. 1 and Seabranch Boulevard in Hobe Sound and smelled of recently-consumed alcohol. On their way to prison, according to a police affidavit, Brann urinated in his trousers, "soiled himself" and somehow dislodged the sex toy.
"He removed [the anal plug], or it fell out in the rear of my patrol car," the affidavit states.
Martin County police have not reported why Brann allegedly had an anal plug in his possession at the time of his arrest, according to Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog on TCPalm.com.