Madonna should have hung up when ex-flame James Albright didn't pick up the phone.
Instead, the “Hung Up” singer filled two mini-cassettes of her old bodyguard’s answering machine with erotic material – and all 17 minutes of breathy tape will go to the highest bidder, the New York Daily News reported.
Gottahaverockandroll.com hopes to fetch $40,000 for the tapes with its auction, which ends Aug. 5. The site is also hawking 21 love letters the Material Girl faxed to Albright from hotel rooms from 1992 to 1994, according to the New York Post.
“It would be so nice … send me a fax,” she pined to Albright. “I’ll be in my bed waiting for you.”
In another fax, Madonna boasted that her “booty looked good” despite a photographer’s “pathetic camera work” during a shoot, according to the News.
At times she referred to herself as “Lil’ Booty.”
Gotta Have It! partner Ed Kosinski won’t reveal how he came across all of Madonna’s bedroom secrets.
"These are very personal items that we're showing by appointment only, and that's all I can say about it," he told the News.