Do not pity Audrina Patridge.
Even though we were shocked by Audrina Patridge’s unexpected ouster from “Dancing With the Stars” a couple weeks back, one can’t feel too sorry for the reality TV temptress. After all, she’s got beauty, that bodacious body, a steady beau, that bodacious body that bears mentioning a second time, and an unparalleled ability to continue landing work in the role that made her famous: Audrina Patridge.
The former sidekick on “The Hills” – cast as Lauren Conrad’s BFF #3 in fine Hollywood style after an MTV scout spotted her sunbathing by the pool – will be headlining her own as-yet-untitled reality show on VH1.
“We start filming in January, there's no confirmed name yet, but we're still working on that,” Patridge tells Popcorn Biz. “It's basically going to be about me and my Hollywood life, me and my family life, my boyfriend, traveling – everything that everybody just wants to know about, and just opening up.”
Sounds good to Popcorn Biz, where at least one of us kept her bikini-clad Carl’s Jr. commercial in the Tivo queue for a really long time.
For those handicapping the remaining contestants of “DWTS,” we also called on Audrina’s expertise: “It's so hard, because I really am cheering everybody on, but I really think Brandy and Maks have a great chance. Brandy's such a great person and she wants it!”